Author	Topic:   My New Living Will Form
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 01-26-2006 08:15 AM          >New Living Will Form > >I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not >wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. > >Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead >politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives >depended on it or by doctors interested in simply running up the >medical bills. > >If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at >least one of the following --- > >______ a Bloody Mary > >______ a Margarita > >______ a Southern Comfort Old Fashion > >______ a Martini > >______ a Vodka and Tonic > >______ a Tenderloin Steak > >______ Lobster > >______ The remote control > >______ a Bowl of ice cream > >______ Chocolate > >______ Sex > >If none of the above has happened, it should be presumed that I >won't ever get better. > >When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my >appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the >tubes and call it a day. > >At this point, it is time to call a good make-up artist and hair stylist, >and get >a great new outfit AND shoes. > >Then get a really good Oldies Band to come do their thing at my funeral, >and >ask all of my friends to..... > >Raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had. > > >Signature: ___________________________ > >Date: ___________________________ > >Witness: __________________________
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 01-26-2006 10:02 AM          Make sense too me.

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