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posted 01-25-2006 08:06 PM         

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Subject: Jack and Clinton

> Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
> Clinton. One smart-as$ student turned in the following book report, with
> the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool >>professor gave him an A+ for this report:
>
> Titanic:..... $29.99
> Clinton:..... $29.99
>
> Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read
>
> Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
> Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
>
> Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton:..... Bill is a bullsh!t artist.
>
> Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.
>
> Titanic:..... During ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined.
> Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
>
> Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
>
> Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
>
> Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
>
> Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
>
> Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

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posted 01-25-2006 08:36 PM         

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That's a good one! Nothing like a good ole Clinton joke to ease the daily pain of the current administration. That's great stratedgery.

oops spell check didn't like startedgery.

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posted 01-27-2006 08:11 AM         

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Sno - Ty-K has a cush gov. job = assigned to monitor the POA internet website and listen to Air America radio programs

Ed's city gov. job - was a body guard for former mayor Jerry Springer,,,,

Always good to know our tax dollars aren't wasted, lol.

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posted 01-27-2006 12:09 PM         

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