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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 01-23-2006 10:21 AM         

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Subject:   CLINTON VS. BUSH

 There was a black comedian on Canadian TV who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!  He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

                       Number 1- He played the sax. 
                         Number 2- He smoked weed.
                         Number 3- He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now?  Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!  And, he gets a check from the government every month.
And then there is the current Bush 
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "G. W. Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men.  It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor G. W. Bush. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, G. W.  replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
G. W.  lacks only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: 
                          Integrity, Vision, Wisdom.
G. W. is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.( I love this one!!)
G. W. revised the judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
 
 
 

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