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Snoman
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posted 01-20-2006 09:33 AM           
>>>>>>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is
>>>>>>moving.
>>>>>>Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, John
>>>>>>Kerry,
>>>>>Jesse Jackson,(Howad Dean added for the Alley Cat)
>>>>>>and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
>>>>>>Otherwise they
>>>>>>are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We
>>>>>>are going
>>>>>>from car to car, taking up a collection."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"About a gallon."
>>>>>

This message has been edited by Snoman on 01-20-2006 at 06:22 PM

ALLEY CAT
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posted 01-20-2006 09:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
If you add Howard Dean inside the vehicle,,,I'll donate 5 gallons!


pumpkin
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posted 01-20-2006 10:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


meandmykitty
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posted 01-20-2006 05:57 PM           
I'LL DONATE ALL 23 GALLONS OF GAS IN MY HUMMER IF YOU THROW IN THE BUSH'S.


Snoman
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posted 01-20-2006 06:23 PM           
The bushes are friends of mine Rick,So NO WAY!lol


Gene
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posted 01-20-2006 08:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gene     
I will also donate along with meandmykitty in case the fire should go out.


meandmykitty
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posted 01-21-2006 01:31 AM           
YAH, THE BUSHES THAT YOUR DOG PISSES ON AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG THEN THE BUSHES YOU PISS ON WHEN YOUR TOILET IS OUT OF ORDER!!! TOP THAT BUDDY


whiskers
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posted 01-22-2006 12:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiskers     
Hillary & Kerry Have a plan to whip terrorists. It's called "Ostrich". Get the point?

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Mike


meandmykitty
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posted 01-22-2006 06:28 PM           
no


whiskers
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posted 01-22-2006 09:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiskers     
quote:
Originally posted by meandmykitty:
no

MIND YOUR OWN BIZ, BURY YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND & HOPE NOBODY KICKS YOUR BUTT!

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Mike


meandmykitty
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posted 01-22-2006 11:10 PM           
it's my biz, head sand,kick butt, l.m.f.h.t. you need 23 gals whiskey river, is that an american flag, shouldn't it be a white flag?


whiskers
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posted 01-23-2006 06:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiskers     
quote:
Originally posted by meandmykitty:
it's my biz, head sand,kick butt, l.m.f.h.t. you need 23 gals whiskey river, is that an american flag, shouldn't it be a white flag?

What you said makes absolutely no sense. Could it be the 23 gals. of whiskey in your brain?

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Mike


meandmykitty
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posted 01-23-2006 09:42 PM           
I HATE WHISKEY NEVER DRINK IT I'M A RECOVERING ALCHOLIC, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE HILARY KERRY THING CAN YOU DEFINE IT AND I WAS JUST REPEATING WHAT YOU SAID.


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