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Topic: TIME TO DONATE AGAIN!!!!!!!
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 2167 From: USA Registered: JUN 2004
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posted 01-20-2006 09:33 AM
>>>>>>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is >>>>>>moving. >>>>>>Suddenly a man knocks on the window. >>>>>> >>>>>>The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" >>>>>> >>>>>>"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, John >>>>>>Kerry, >>>>>Jesse Jackson,(Howad Dean added for the Alley Cat) >>>>>>and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. >>>>>>Otherwise they >>>>>>are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We >>>>>>are going >>>>>>from car to car, taking up a collection." >>>>>> >>>>>>The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" >>>>>> >>>>>>"About a gallon." >>>>>This message has been edited by Snoman on 01-20-2006 at 06:22 PM
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-20-2006 09:48 AM
If you add Howard Dean inside the vehicle,,,I'll donate 5 gallons!
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 01-20-2006 10:20 AM
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meandmykitty unregistered Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 01-20-2006 05:57 PM
I'LL DONATE ALL 23 GALLONS OF GAS IN MY HUMMER IF YOU THROW IN THE BUSH'S.
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 01-20-2006 06:23 PM
The bushes are friends of mine Rick,So NO WAY!lol
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Gene Prowler Junkie Posts: 1256 From: St.Petersburg,Fl USA Registered: JUL 2002
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posted 01-20-2006 08:42 PM
I will also donate along with meandmykitty in case the fire should go out.
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meandmykitty unregistered Posts: 1256 From: St.Petersburg,Fl USA Registered: JUL 2002
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posted 01-21-2006 01:31 AM
YAH, THE BUSHES THAT YOUR DOG PISSES ON AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG THEN THE BUSHES YOU PISS ON WHEN YOUR TOILET IS OUT OF ORDER!!! TOP THAT BUDDY
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whiskers Prowler Junkie Posts: 113 From: Redondo Beach, CA USA Registered: MAY 2004
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posted 01-22-2006 12:09 AM
Hillary & Kerry Have a plan to whip terrorists. It's called "Ostrich". Get the point?
------------------ Mike
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meandmykitty unregistered Posts: 113 From: Redondo Beach, CA USA Registered: MAY 2004
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posted 01-22-2006 06:28 PM
no
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whiskers Prowler Junkie Posts: 113 From: Redondo Beach, CA USA Registered: MAY 2004
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posted 01-22-2006 09:37 PM
quote: Originally posted by meandmykitty: no
MIND YOUR OWN BIZ, BURY YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND & HOPE NOBODY KICKS YOUR BUTT! ------------------ Mike
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meandmykitty unregistered Posts: 113 From: Redondo Beach, CA USA Registered: MAY 2004
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posted 01-22-2006 11:10 PM
it's my biz, head sand,kick butt, l.m.f.h.t. you need 23 gals whiskey river, is that an american flag, shouldn't it be a white flag?
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whiskers Prowler Junkie Posts: 113 From: Redondo Beach, CA USA Registered: MAY 2004
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posted 01-23-2006 06:23 PM
quote: Originally posted by meandmykitty: it's my biz, head sand,kick butt, l.m.f.h.t. you need 23 gals whiskey river, is that an american flag, shouldn't it be a white flag?
What you said makes absolutely no sense. Could it be the 23 gals. of whiskey in your brain?
------------------ Mike
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meandmykitty unregistered Posts: 113 From: Redondo Beach, CA USA Registered: MAY 2004
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posted 01-23-2006 09:42 PM
I HATE WHISKEY NEVER DRINK IT I'M A RECOVERING ALCHOLIC, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE HILARY KERRY THING CAN YOU DEFINE IT AND I WAS JUST REPEATING WHAT YOU SAID.
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