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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 01-18-2006 10:18 AM
ubject: SAINT GEORGE Bush and the Church... > President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit > the United Methodist Church outside Washington as > part of his campaign. Bush's campaign manager made > a visit to the Pastor, and said to him, "We've been > getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists > because of Bush's position on stem cell research and > the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the > church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say > the President is a saint." The pastor thinks it over for a few moments and > finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of > funds and I will agree to do it." > Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug > today and as the sermon progresses the pastor begins > his homily: "George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed > hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and > a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his > military record and had the gall to put himself in a > jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a > banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a > country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to > the American people. He is the worst example of a > United Methodist I've ever personally known. But > compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, > George Bush is a saint." |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 01-18-2006 04:44 PM
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 01-18-2006 06:53 PM
If GOD does not strike you dead, the CIA probably will. lol |
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heynow14 Prowler Junkie Posts: 3529 |
posted 01-19-2006 02:06 AM
Pumpkin, Now you've done it. Albert Gonzalez is probably monitoring your phone calls and e-mail now. Keep it up and you'll wind up at Guantamano.~Robert |
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 |
posted 01-19-2006 07:45 AM
Pumpkin. Get your tax records in order and prepare to be audited by the IRS!!! |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 01-19-2006 09:53 AM
I guess the roof will come down on me. Wait all is not lost. I will hire AC as my legal spokemen.I do believe I am saved. |
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 |
posted 01-19-2006 10:22 AM
Oh brother, talk about diggin' yourself deeper in the hole!!!  |
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