Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 01-12-2006 09:47 AM         

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Subject: The Cork
>  Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb
> making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his
butt.
>
> If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
> uncomfortable.  Why do you not take it out?"
> I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab.  "It is permanently
> stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other.
>
> The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an
> oil
> lamp.  There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American
> flag
> attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.  He said, "I am
> Uncle
> Sam, the Genie.  I can grant you one wish."
>
> I said, "No **** ?"
>
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>
> God Bless America

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From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA
Registered: DEC 2004

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