Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 12-14-2005 09:03 AM         

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Subject: Fw: Told ya, everything is bigger in Texas

 
 

> > A Texan buys a round of drinks for all the folks
> in a bar after
> announcing
> > that his wife has just produced a "typical" Texas
> baby boy weighing
> 25
> > lbs. Congratulations are showered upon him from
> all around, and
> > exclamations of "WOW" fill the air.  A woman
> faints nearby from
> sympathy
> > pains.
> >
> > Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The
> bartender asks,
> "Say,
> > ain't you the father of the Texas baby that
> weighed 25 lbs. at
> birth?
> >
> > "Yep, that's me", replied the Texan.
> >
> > "Well, how much does he weigh now?", asks the
> bartender.
> >
> "Seventeen lbs." was the proud father's reply.
>
> > "Seventeen lbs?" says the puzzled bartender. "What
> happened? He
> weighed 25
> > lbs. at birth".
> >
> > The Texas father takes a slow swig >from his Lone
> Star beer, wipes
> his
> > mouth on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
> bartender, and with his
> Texas
> > accented deep voice says, "Had him circumcised."
> >
>

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