Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 12-13-2005 02:01 PM         

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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be
a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a
fat-*** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and
not get lost.

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