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Snoman unregistered Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 12-09-2005 04:14 PM For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 12-09-2005 04:59 PM
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 12-09-2005 04:59 PM That will be 10 bucks please (user's fee) I was Patrick!!! Its OK Snow Person....but I figgered if AC could do it....why not??
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 12-09-2005 06:51 PM quote: Originally posted by Fat Pat: but I figgered if AC could do it....why not?? FP - AC doesn't pull out,,,,,,I'm in it for the long ride.
meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 From: MODDERSVILLE, MICHIGAN Registered: AUG 2002	posted 12-10-2005 09:24 AM Same thing happen too me.But somebody deadbolted the door.I'm still here. ------------------
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 12-10-2005 09:36 AM quote: Originally posted by meancat: Same thing happen too me.But somebody deadbolted the door.I'm still here. Kim told me that was a dream of her's Then she said something about Jerry running the JiffyLube rack at Moddersville, lol.

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