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kat hunter Prowler Junkie Posts: 1049 From: central Illinois Registered: JUL 2003	posted 10-17-2005 02:03 PM A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're ********tin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, .......well, you started it."
RED5 Prowler Junkie Posts: 2167 From: USA Registered: JUN 2004	posted 10-17-2005 02:05 PM good one
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 10-17-2005 02:23 PM Sounds right.

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