posted 10-17-2005 10:43 AM         

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

posted 10-17-2005 12:37 PM         

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Originally posted by Tytanium-K:
[B]TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! [/B]

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Not if you saw some of my neighbors.