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Snoman unregistered Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-15-2005 09:27 AM
>> Been sitting here with my a$$ in a wad, wanting to speak out about the >>bs going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans... First we >> would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, Lets go through a >> few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming) >> >> #1. A mandatory evacuation means just that..Get the hell out. >> Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said >> anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't, it's your fault, >> > not theirs. (We don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you >> > can get out.) >> >> > #2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you >> > didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're starving. >> > >> > #2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some. >> > (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.) >> > >> > #2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your >> > neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See # 2a) They worked hard to get their >> > stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory >> > evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff...it's theirs, not yours. >> > >> > #3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then complain >> > no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save some dumbass who >> > didn't leave when told to do so. >> > >> > #4. If you are in your house that is completely under water, your belongings >> > are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If someone does want >> > them, let them have them and hopefully they'll die in the filth. Just leave! >> (It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them) >> > >> > #5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a >> > sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go to >> > rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your house on >> > quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your country some >> > good and join the Navy. >> > >> > #6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want >> > you to believe, The US Government didn't create the Hurricane as a way to >> > eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as a way to >> > destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global warming that caused >> > the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age for over a million years). >> > >> > #7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is the >> > land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you >> > want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop >> > spooning off the people who are actually working for a living. President >> > Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what >> > you can do for your country." >> > >> > Thank you for allowing me to rant. |
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RED5 Prowler Junkie Posts: 2167 |
posted 10-15-2005 09:32 AM
Thats good Tom!! I love listening to Carlin on Sirius Sat when I am driving. See ya tomorrow. |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-15-2005 09:35 AM
Carlin is one of the best! |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 10-15-2005 09:37 AM
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Tom Santella Prowler Junkie Posts: 1484 |
posted 10-15-2005 09:52 AM
That's it .All right on the mark. ------------------ |
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Chromer Prowler Junkie Posts: 2723 |
posted 10-15-2005 10:30 AM
Carlin is a left wing commi, but somehow he got that one right..  |
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