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Fat Pat
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posted 10-15-2005 08:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
Taking the Kat...going to be in the hi 70s up there. Looking forward to a fun weekend with my best lady friend. (she loves convertibles) OH BOY OH BOY!!


halicat
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posted 10-15-2005 09:24 AM           
Have fun pat old boy..

drive safe...

use protection...

ALLEY CAT
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posted 10-15-2005 09:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
quote:
Originally posted by halicat:
Have fun pat old boy..

use protection...


Yeah,,,,,your sock or Saran Wrap. We don't need anymore liberal off-springs



halicat
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posted 10-15-2005 12:53 PM           
guess he's on his way by now.....



ALLEY CAT
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posted 10-15-2005 01:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Jim - Pat lied to us,,,not going to Omaha. She lives on the rich side of the river >>> Iowa. I think he said she was a Iowa pig farmer's daughter, lol.

He couldn't get a Nebraska gal,,,,their all conservatives gals and would read right through his B S Let's hope he remembers the protection,,,,don't need no more ugly guys like him to flourish

halicat
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posted 10-15-2005 01:53 PM           
he'll make someone a wonderfull wife someday... lol


tangled up in BLUE
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posted 10-16-2005 12:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tangled up in BLUE     
high roller, Fat Pat and Mary Anne enjoy an evening at Motel 6, watching wrestling on TV while enjoying Dominos Pizza...she later told a girlfriend she dumped Alley Cat because Fat Pat always orders bread sticks with the pizza......



This message has been edited by tangled up in BLUE on 10-16-2005 at 12:42 AM

ALLEY CAT
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posted 10-16-2005 01:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     

Taco - I dumped MaryAnne,,,it wasn't the other way around. After the WWF matches, she would always want to wrestle me into bed and I wasn't game for that sort of stuff after gorging myself full of pizza.

Glad you posted that picture of Pat from the front view,,,Motel 6 found those underwear 'left' behind this morning and said the back side of his shorts wasn't a pretty sight

halicat
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posted 10-16-2005 01:37 PM           
he musta been skiddin in his t-bucket...

not a pretty sight...

ALLEY CAT
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posted 10-16-2005 02:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
quote:
Originally posted by halicat:
he musta been skiddin in his t-bucket...

not a pretty sight...


OMG>>>I'm in tears Can't wait until he gets back, lol.

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UPDATE: Motel 6 management just sent Pat's abandoned underwear over to the Atlanta Disease Control Center for further analysis.



halicat
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posted 10-16-2005 02:10 PM           
wonder where he's headed next weekend ?.....

lots of skiddy skivies in this crowd ?


This message has been edited by halicat on 10-16-2005 at 03:43 PM

ed monahan
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posted 10-17-2005 12:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
I saw something in CNN about FEMA was called to Omaha to clean up some disaster but I missed part of it.


Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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posted 10-17-2005 11:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
quote:
Originally posted by ed monahan:
I saw something in CNN about FEMA was called to Omaha to clean up some disaster but I missed part of it.

Was it something about a "toxic spill"???????

halicat
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posted 10-17-2005 05:06 PM           
this just in.....
Pat was seen returning from Omaha.
The limited trunk space in the Prowler forced him to borrow a bike just to get the dirty underwear home...

he will return next weekend to get the car..



tangled up in BLUE
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posted 10-17-2005 07:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tangled up in BLUE     
....I knew the bag wasn't full of used "protection"....I think he uses them over and over till the tread wears out....


halicat
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posted 10-17-2005 07:15 PM           
back in his Dancing days...

Pats protection was seen to be "risky".....



RED5
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posted 10-17-2005 07:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RED5     



halicat
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posted 10-17-2005 07:49 PM           

that was definatly a strike !



RED5
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posted 10-17-2005 07:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RED5     
If thats a strike....here comes a gutterball:

This message has been edited by RED5 on 10-17-2005 at 07:53 PM

halicat
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posted 10-17-2005 07:56 PM           
and this is just, plain,.... wrong...



RED5
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posted 10-17-2005 08:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RED5     
thats cute....


halicat
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posted 10-17-2005 08:17 PM           
these guys are pretty cuddly...



Fat Pat
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posted 10-18-2005 05:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
And I'm sooo nice to you guys!! THATS F'N HISTORY!!


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