posted 10-14-2005 12:15 PM         

> can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers

> and said," About 2 hours" The guy left.

> A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,"

> How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop

> and said," About 3 hours." The guy left.

> A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked," How

> long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and

> said," About an hour and half." The guy left.

> The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey Bill, do me a favor.

> Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait

> for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back"

> A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing

> hysterically.

> The barber asked," So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill

> looked up, tears in his eyes and said," Your house"