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Snoman unregistered Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-13-2005 12:51 PM 40-ish..................... 49 Adventurous............. Slept with everyone Athletic................... No tits Average looking........ Moooo Beautiful.................. Pathological liar Buxom..................... Fat Emotionally Secure.... On medication Feminist.................. Fat Free spirit................ Junkie Friendship first.......... Former slut New-Age................. Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned........... No BJs Open-minded............ Desperate Outgoing................. Loud and Embarrassing Professional.............. Bitch Voluptuous............... Very Fat Large frame.............. Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate...... Stalker
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 10-13-2005 01:48 PM #3 is great.
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-13-2005 07:43 PM Okay.........how come all the women jokes all the time, but no guy jokes??
Snoman unregistered Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-13-2005 07:57 PM Cant think of any guy jokes can you?
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 10-13-2005 08:11 PM I think I heard one, long time ago. This message has been edited by pumpkin on 10-13-2005 at 08:12 PM
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-13-2005 08:16 PM I used to put up guy jokes, but I got accused of being a man-hater.........
Chromer Prowler Junkie Posts: 2723 From: Denver, Colorado, USA Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-13-2005 08:30 PM We will never call you a man-hater. Ridiculous? What goes around should come around. Big (and tiny) shoulders here....we can handle it.. JWD and Chromer
Snoman unregistered Posts: 2723 From: Denver, Colorado, USA Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-13-2005 09:07 PM let m rip
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-13-2005 09:13 PM
Snoman unregistered Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-13-2005 09:19 PM Where are AC and ED they must have some imput on this one!
halicat unregistered Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-14-2005 05:43 PM ....that is Funnnnny ! This message has been edited by halicat on 10-14-2005 at 05:44 PM
Snoman unregistered Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-14-2005 08:19 PM Come on CJ let the games begin.Is it that hard to find man jokes? must be
Chromer Prowler Junkie Posts: 2723 From: Denver, Colorado, USA Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-14-2005 08:38 PM Geezzz CJ...we'll even give you some ammo...ya gott'a fight back Are you feeling OK?? Man Jokes More Man Jokes
Snoman unregistered Posts: 2723 From: Denver, Colorado, USA Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-16-2005 06:59 AM Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one . . right here" Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just another dizzy blonde, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple -- by the nail over its stall." Amy explains. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She tells him as she walks away, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-16-2005 08:47 AM Sorry, guys.......been up here at the cottage since Friday afternoon. When we are up here, I don't spend very much time on the computer. We've been busy getting ready for the next season. Pulled a couple of the boats this weekend, cleaned them up and put them in the garage. 2 down...2 to go. Yard work...mowing...lots of leaves coming down.....visiting our neighbors, stuff like that. Will be back home this afternoon but have to watch the Bronco game.......however.......starting Monday........
Snoman unregistered Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-17-2005 07:04 AM TTT

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