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Snoman unregistered Posts: 2723 From: Denver, Colorado, USA Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-04-2005 02:38 PM >> The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked the entire length >> looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, >> middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, >> may I have >>that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in >>particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." >>The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under >>that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." >>She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" >>This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, >>tossed it out the train window, and sat down. woman shrieked, "Someone >>must defend honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman >>sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant >>for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork& >>spoon in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the >>road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window!" >
rraite Prowler Junkie Posts: 774 From: lawton, oklahoma Registered: NOV 2004	posted 10-04-2005 02:43 PM
garysss Prowler Junkie Posts: 5731 From: Balto. Md. Registered: JUN 2005	posted 10-04-2005 03:04 PM Good one
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 10-04-2005 03:13 PM Outstanding
kat hunter Prowler Junkie Posts: 1049 From: central Illinois Registered: JUL 2003	posted 10-04-2005 05:44 PM
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 10-04-2005 07:56 PM Would work for me. lol

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