posted 10-03-2005 07:29 AM         

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads,"If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
10 lb. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb. program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads,"If you catch me you can have me"

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's
worth every muscle cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same
routine
happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover
that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day, 50
lb. program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative.
"This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
a huge, hairy male standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you're mine."

posted 10-03-2005 09:41 AM         

Ouch!