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Snoman unregistered Posts: 652 |
posted 10-02-2005 08:34 AM
*Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
*No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. *Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. *The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. *Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. *Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the *The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. *Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. Yuck, again! *The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. *It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. *Pearls melt in vinegar. *The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro,Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, *It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. *A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. *Turtles can breathe through their butts. *On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. *Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. *Women blink nearly twice as much as men. *Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. *The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when *A snail can sleep for three years. *No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
*A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 10-02-2005 09:19 AM
AC tried to lick his elbow and just called me to tell me he is locked in a kind of fetal position...wanted me to call 911 for him...I called the SPCA!! |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 10-02-2005 09:21 AM
Duck noises don't echo because they sleep to close to a quack!! |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-02-2005 09:24 AM
Pat - I'm locked into a position,,,but not fetal. Lap lock on my computer chair,,,,,the lady wanted seconds!!! |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-02-2005 09:27 AM
"A snail can sleep for three years." There's Fat Pat,,,,,,his pipes have rusted shut after three years of sleeping alone, lol. |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 10-02-2005 09:56 AM
 You get 2 points for that one AC!! |
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:03 AM
*The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. ....However AC is the only "QUEEN" of hearts that does have a mustache!!!! *Turtles can breathe through their butts. .....So that is why no-one has ever be able to drown AC!!!!!! LOL This message has been edited by Bcoffman Gray Ghost on 10-02-2005 at 10:07 AM |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:13 AM
Sno,,,,come to my rescue [I'm calling in a marker for helping you],,,,,,,these Missouri hillbillies are attacking me!
"Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin."
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:16 AM
quote: Yeah, we have to import them from Mesa Az. Good supply of them there! LOL |
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:18 AM
Hey AC, Neb. sure tried to lose to Iowa State yesterday. Probably won't happen, but: Missou may just have a chance against the "Big Red" this year! NOT!!! |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:22 AM
"**Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush."
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:31 AM
Gray Ghost - After forty years as a Husker fan,,,,I threw in the towel after they hired Frank Solich as head coach,,after Dr.Tom retired. I knew Solich from my high school days and know he was a 'token' head coach choice. He got fired not for losing games,,,,he got his young, office secretary pregnant [in Missou, he would have gotten a pay raise]. Now the new coach, from the Raiders organization with his west coast offense plan,,,,complete failure. Its the end of the world,,,I tell ya,,,, Rick Beyes in St. Louis is watering at the bit for the Tigers to whip up on the Huskers, lol. |
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:31 AM
Touche!  |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:31 AM
Hey Coffeeman...do you know what the "N" on Univ. of Nebraska football helmets stands for??? KNOWLEDGE AT least we can spell at MU!! |
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:33 AM
quote: "Missou"?????? |
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:35 AM
Come on you two. You're slowing down!!! |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:38 AM
AC is slowing down...he is exhausted from the 30 second experience in his 'puter chair!! |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:38 AM
...just moments after this picture was taken, Alley Cats pet turtle, Allen, became choked on the hot dog little AC was feeding him....quick to the rescue, AC performed "mouth to a$$" on the turtle and blew the hotdog all the way across the street...later, with brown lips and a big smile AC and Allen headed home for a romantic evening listening to Perry Como records and sipping grape Kool-Ade...
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:38 AM
quote: AC must be slowing down while he rolls up on one cheek to scratch off some more "dead skin" from his "dead a$$" LOL |
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:41 AM
My GQD Pat, we've got TUIB started now. Now look what "YOU" started!!!!!LOL |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:56 AM
TUIB,,,,, Atleast young Alley Cat was smart enough to ride on the up side of Allen the turtle,,,,those Missouri, low life, hillbillies always rode on the underbelly of Allen, lol. |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 10-02-2005 10:56 AM
AC discovered a friendly little goose would help in getting a cow upstairs....and with a gallon of cheap wine a box of chocolates, sometimes he could keep them upstairs all night long....
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 10-02-2005 11:00 AM
quote: That is because we Missourians haven't learned to breath thru our butts yet. (Unlike a turtle) (or AC)!!!!LOL |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 10-02-2005 11:01 AM
AC, not a big fan of coconuts, discovered a little "hooch" was also a good substitute for blood plasma...
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halicat unregistered Posts: 11086 |
posted 10-02-2005 11:07 AM
cut it out knucklehead..!
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