posted 10-02-2005 11:53 AM         

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
"**Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a
toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush."

** Missouri POA guys leave their toothbrush "in" the toilet bowl, when not in use, to provide them with a fresher breath and a browner smile

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Apparently,,,the two hillbillies from Missou [Nebraska term for the Tiger teams that got their butts kicked in football for forty years by the Huskers - spelled correctly] can't respond to this truthful assessment. Proof that 'inbreeding' still exists in that part of Missouri

posted 10-02-2005 01:05 PM         

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
Proof that 'inbreeding' still exists in that part of Missouri

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posted 10-02-2005 04:05 PM         

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Originally posted by Snoman:
*Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a
toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

*Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

* *A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

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The statistic about more people being killed every year by donkeys than by airplane crashes works to counter those misperceptions by highlighting that, contrary to what we may think, a slow, clumsy, primitive mode of transportation is actually more dangerous (or at least kills more people) than air travel. We like it because it makes us feel better about flying, and because we're sadly in need of reassurance.

Yes, but is this donkey-to-airplane comparison true? No one could possibly say, because while data about airplane crashes is readily available, we have yet to find so much as a single source for donkey-induced death statistics. (This fanciful comparison certainly vexes donkey lovers though, as evidenced by the vehement denial of it in the FAQ on the American Donkey and Mule Society's web site.)

We've traced the claim as far back as 1987, when it was cited in the London Times in an article about — not surprisingly — efforts to help people overcome their fear of flying:

posted 10-02-2005 07:32 PM         

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Originally posted by Fat Pat:
U of N produced stars that played in the NFL that couldn't read and write!!

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I will not argue that point,,,,most likely true. But on the other side,,,,those who made it to the NFL and played,,,,own more T-Buckets than you, lol.