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ed monahan
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posted 09-30-2005 11:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     


Subject: Doctor Dave


Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a
while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to
have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the
last. And you're single. Just let it go.."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,
whispering:


Dave................

Dave..............

Dave.................



Dave..............


You're a Veterinarian



pumpkin
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posted 10-01-2005 12:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Bob Miller
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posted 10-01-2005 07:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     
Only in Ohio where men are men and sheep are nervous!!!


Fat Pat
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posted 10-01-2005 07:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
That is why cowboys in in Montana wear button fly blue jeans...because a sheep can hear a zipper 1/2 a mile away!!


Snoman
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posted 10-01-2005 12:49 PM           
Hay ED you got a pair of Velcro gloves?


Bob Miller
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posted 10-01-2005 01:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     
I can hear them now"

"EEEEEd EEEEEd EEEEEd EEEEEd

texasprowler
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posted 10-01-2005 03:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for texasprowler     
quote:
Originally posted by Bob Miller:
I can hear them now"

"EEEEEd EEEEEd EEEEEd EEEEEd


tooooo funny

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