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Topic: Doctor, Doctor, give me the news
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 09-30-2005 11:07 PM
Subject: Doctor Dave Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: Dave................
Dave.............. Dave................. Dave.............. You're a Veterinarian
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 10-01-2005 12:31 AM
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 10-01-2005 07:26 AM
Only in Ohio where men are men and sheep are nervous!!!
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 10-01-2005 07:45 AM
That is why cowboys in in Montana wear button fly blue jeans...because a sheep can hear a zipper 1/2 a mile away!!
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 10-01-2005 12:49 PM
Hay ED you got a pair of Velcro gloves?
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 10-01-2005 01:42 PM
I can hear them now""EEEEEd EEEEEd EEEEEd EEEEEd
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texasprowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 462 From: Kandahar, Afghanistan Registered: APR 2005
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posted 10-01-2005 03:24 PM
quote: Originally posted by Bob Miller: I can hear them now""EEEEEd EEEEEd EEEEEd EEEEEd
tooooo funny
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