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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 09-30-2005 12:58 PM LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS 1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. 6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
rraite Prowler Junkie Posts: 774 From: lawton, oklahoma Registered: NOV 2004	posted 09-30-2005 01:23 PM
Tytanium-K Prowler Junkie Posts: 3017 From: Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA Registered: JUL 2004	posted 09-30-2005 01:30 PM #9, #9, #9, #9, #9, #9, #9, #9, #9, #9, #9 (well, that's everybody I know!)
prowlrman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1724 From: Phoenix, AZ USA Registered: FEB 2003	posted 10-01-2005 12:41 AM
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-01-2005 12:51 AM I wish that list was not so long. I have tried to read it four times but I never get past # 4 without losing interest. Let me go take my meds.
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 10-01-2005 06:44 AM Ed says...."hey AC, didja get any last night" ? AC says..."uhhhhhh, any what" ?
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 10-01-2005 04:49 PM
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-01-2005 10:41 PM If the house is rockin',,,,don't come a knockin' Come back in 90 minutes or longer,,,if still rockin',,,GO HOME!!! I'll bet most of you married guys work at Minute Lube, Jiffy Lube, or NO Lube at all That is why Ed and I remain single,,,,,,we are animals,,,so the ladies tell us!
garysss Prowler Junkie Posts: 5731 From: Balto. Md. Registered: JUN 2005	posted 10-01-2005 11:12 PM
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 10-02-2005 08:16 AM Those ladies are just being nice AC...they don't want to hurt your feelings!! Not so with me....I TELL YA THE TRUTH!! If I tell ya that a pissant can pull a freight train...just hook 'im up!!

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