posted 09-28-2005 12:40 AM         

"When a young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and
tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then
went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep
with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his
dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million
Dollars..............but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts
and a Queer.