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Bob Miller
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posted 09-27-2005 07:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...

I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake.

When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his
umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly."


pumpkin
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posted 09-27-2005 09:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Doc is aways right.


Lone Ranger
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posted 09-27-2005 11:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     



Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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posted 09-27-2005 01:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
I repeated this one to the other old-timers at coffee this morn. They all thought that this one was the best one yet! Thanks.


Fat Pat
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posted 09-27-2005 03:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     


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