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posted 09-26-2005 03:32 PM         

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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to
Texas. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and
wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says
to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses,
and walks back into the room completely naked except for
the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time,
"Notice anything different now??"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be
hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS
HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN
BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda
bought a hat."

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posted 09-26-2005 05:18 PM         

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There goes my coffee.

This message has been edited by pumpkin on 09-26-2005 at 05:26 PM

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posted 09-26-2005 08:02 PM         

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that one just put the wife down on the floor......rollin'!!!

LOVE IT

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