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Topic: The Pope and Bear
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 09-26-2005 10:31 AM
On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some sightseeing. He was cruising along a campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, and a "Save the Whales" T-shirt, was struggling frantically, thrashing around and trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10-foot grizzly.As the Pope watched, horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear. Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but I've now seen with my own eyes that is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait holding up okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?"
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 09-26-2005 11:04 AM
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 09-26-2005 11:19 AM
Excellent Bob. You putting any money on the Chiefs tonight?
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 09-26-2005 11:27 AM
Can't find any takers around here in the DC area. Put I will be parked right in front of the wide screen!!!My sister lives in Cherry Hills in Denver and she likes to call me when the DONKOS win. When the Chiefs win tonight I may call her to rub it in. This message has been edited by Bob Miller on 09-26-2005 at 11:28 AM
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 09-26-2005 05:49 PM
Gonna be tough at Mile High Chiefs 27 Denver 21!!
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 09-26-2005 06:02 PM
Pat - the DONKOS won't score that many points...
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Chromer Prowler Junkie Posts: 2723 From: Denver, Colorado, USA Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 09-26-2005 06:32 PM
Jake Inspiter's 17 - Chefs 14
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 09-26-2005 07:42 PM
Chromer - I'm surprised it took you so long to jump in! Enjoy the game!!!
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 09-26-2005 07:55 PM
CHIEFS will ROCK!
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 09-26-2005 09:55 PM
Willie Roaf not playing is killing us...we can't run the ball!
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 09-26-2005 11:18 PM
The Chiefs looked pretty inept at almost every phase of the game. Maybe just a bad night. 4 undefeated teams left in the NFL.
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