> Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a
> different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Illinois and Wisconsin.
>
> Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling
> potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.
> "What the heck are you doing?" demanded the woman from Illinois.
> She replied "We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just
> sick of looking at them!"
>
> A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from
> her bag and tossing them from the window.
> "What are you doing that for?" asked the woman from Illinois.
> She replied "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just
> sick of looking at them!"
>
> Inspired, the gal from Wisconsin opened the car door and pushed the
> woman from Illinois out.

Subject: Three women in a hot tub

THREE WOMEN IN A HOT TUB ~THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMEN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE; SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTIN' A FAX."