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Topic: honey , your math is a bit off !
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halicat unregistered Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000
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posted 09-15-2005 05:28 PM
A letter was left on the dining room table. My Dear Wife: You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight. When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 09-15-2005 06:05 PM
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 09-15-2005 06:19 PM
Good math
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 From: Londonderry,NH Registered: MAR 2004
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posted 09-15-2005 11:34 PM
Yep...she's got a point.
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 09-16-2005 12:26 AM
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 09-16-2005 06:35 PM
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