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halicat
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posted 09-15-2005 05:28 PM           
A letter was left on the dining room table.

My Dear Wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain
needs that your 54 year old body can no longer
supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as
a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact
that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year
old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please
don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before
midnight.

When he came home, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank
you for your honesty. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years
old. At the same time I would like to inform you
that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your
secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful
businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
math, you will understand that we are in the same
situation, although with one small difference: 18
goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime
tomorrow.


Fat Pat
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pumpkin
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Good math


TooHipCat
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Yep...she's got a point.


CJ
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Snoman
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posted 09-16-2005 06:35 PM           


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