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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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posted 09-02-2005 02:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     

>
> 11:00 PM PARIS, France -- Lance Armstrong's record
> setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his
> entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what
> could turn out to be one of the greatest sports
> scandals of all time.
>
> Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after
> three banned substances were found in his South France
> hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005
> Tour de France.
>
> The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant,
> and soap - which have been banned by French
> authorities for over 75 years.
>
> Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl
> Crowe is quoted as saying, "We use them every day in
> America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok
> throughout Europe."
>
> Along with these three banned substances, French
> authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself
> and found several other interesting items that they
> have never seen before, including a backbone and
> balls!
>


wuzzzer
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posted 09-02-2005 02:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wuzzzer     
Hilarious!
On a related note, if anyone ever gets a chance to hear Weird Al Yankovic's song "Genius in France" hoo boy!


Snoman
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posted 09-02-2005 02:42 PM           


butchcee
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posted 09-02-2005 02:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for butchcee     
too funny!


pumpkin
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posted 09-02-2005 05:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


halicat
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posted 09-02-2005 05:49 PM           
thats the best !!


mayordoug
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posted 09-03-2005 12:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mayordoug     
Those of you that have not tried it....go to Google and enter "French Military Victories" in the search engine and press "I'm Feeling Lucky". It's a hoot!!


halicat
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posted 09-03-2005 06:51 AM           
you gotta read this.... this is great!! thanks mayordoug !
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html


brianwlong
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