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Snoman
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posted 09-02-2005 11:55 AM           
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
in January 2008


Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater.


pumpkin
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posted 09-02-2005 12:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
I hope she listens to Abe


Fat Pat
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posted 09-02-2005 04:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
Velly velly funny snow person....how would honalable Amelican like some won ton soup....just a minute while I unzip my pants!!


cstall
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posted 09-02-2005 04:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cstall     
Won ton soup? Don't you mean egg drop soup?


Snoman
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posted 09-02-2005 05:24 PM           
A little touchy Pat,watch it or i will put AC on you.


halicat
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posted 09-02-2005 05:58 PM           
he's just trying to stay on her good side just in case.....

he thinks he'll get prefered treatment and she won't have his nards removed like she wants to do to all men...

she's already nagged Bills off...

SirReal
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posted 09-02-2005 06:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SirReal     
Great thing about that old joke is that you can plug in any political name and it works. First time I heard it George was the plug-in.


meandmykitty
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posted 09-02-2005 11:47 PM           
GEORGE WOULD BE PERFECT, ALONG WITH GEORGE SR, IF HILLARY WAS PRESIDENT MAYBE THIS COUNTRY WOULDN'T BE SO SCREWED UP.


Ray
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posted 09-03-2005 09:04 AM           
Oh Rick ... and here I was startin to like you too ... ... PLEASSE tell me you are joking ... and if not ... MOVE To New York to be closer to your hero!


ALLEY CAT
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posted 09-03-2005 09:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Yeah Rick,,,,tell us you are joking Or maybe you enjoy giving up more of your money for taxes?


pumpkin
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posted 09-03-2005 09:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


meandmykitty
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posted 09-03-2005 10:37 AM           
MAYBE I'M MISSING SOMETHING, BETWEEN THE WAR IN IRAQ, GAS AND OTHER THINGS I CAN'T SEE IT BEING MUCH WORSE, I HAVE TO SAY WITH BILL C IN OFFICE I DIDN'T SEE THESE PROBLEMS, TAXES WHO CARES I'LL JUST RAISE MY PRICES ON SPONSORSHIP FOR MY BIZ.


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