posted 08-05-2005 09:57 AM         

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,"
the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law
explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she
explained. "It excites him to no
end. Everytime he sees me in this dress, he
instantly becomes romantic and
ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of
me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
romantic CD, and laid on the couch
waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her
husband came home. He walked
in and saw her laying there so provocatively

"What are you doing?" he asked

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensuall

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"