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Ray unregistered Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 07-31-2005 10:44 AM Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton... "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada . When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one." American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America 's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom. Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 07-31-2005 11:29 AM Walking Eagle was the best !!!
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 07-31-2005 12:31 PM I resemble all that...I liked Bill Clinton...My stock did well when he was in office...unlike now...its in the freaking dumper. I don't give a damn whether he got laid or got a header...all of 'em did it...HE JUST GOT CAUGHT and besides, it has nothing to do with running the country!
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 07-31-2005 12:32 PM If Hillary runs...I will vote for her...at least my vote will cancel out Shawn Hennity's!!
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-31-2005 12:41 PM quote: Originally posted by Fat Pat: If Hillary runs...I will vote for her...at least my vote will cancel out Shawn Hennity's!! I'm going to pickup the dog crap in the neighbor's yard and mail it to you!! Its the end of the world,,,I tell ya,,,the end of the world
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 07-31-2005 01:28 PM Please put a "return address" on it when you do...or maybe I'll just forward it to Rush (the idiot) Limbaugh.
rraite Prowler Junkie Posts: 774 From: lawton, oklahoma Registered: NOV 2004	posted 07-31-2005 02:01 PM AC you are to much!!!!! LOL
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-31-2005 02:01 PM Rush and Shawn laugh all the way to the bank,,,,lol Two GREAT AMERICANS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,that ought to raise the hair on your back OR bring Harry Truman out of the grave, lol.
halicat unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-31-2005 03:27 PM quote: Originally posted by ALLEY CAT: I'm going to pickup the dog crap in the neighbor's yard and mail it to you!! Its the end of the world,,,I tell ya,,,the end of the world AC at his best !! ......
halicat unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-31-2005 03:30 PM Hillary Clinton... a great alternative to Chemical Castration..... she will just nag the suckers off....
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 07-31-2005 05:04 PM Since this is not the place for a political discussion, I will just say that AC is WRONG as usual!!
butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000	posted 07-31-2005 06:50 PM Hey Pat--I don't think so.If Billy wasn't asleep at the wheel and thinking with his little head, MAYBE we wouldn't be in the predicament we're in now. Sure you had more money in your pocket. He was gutting defense spending and all programs pertaining to national defense...but as you said, this isn't the place for political discussion.
Dustis unregistered Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000	posted 07-31-2005 06:56 PM : This message has been edited by Dustis on 07-31-2005 at 06:57 PM
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 07-31-2005 06:58 PM Oh go ahead Dustis...say it!!
Dustis unregistered Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 07-31-2005 06:59 PM ..........Pat, trust me - it's better I didn't say it ! P.S. YOU would have understood though This message has been edited by Dustis on 07-31-2005 at 07:00 PM
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-31-2005 07:00 PM quote: Originally posted by Fat Pat: Since this is not the place for a political discussion, I will just say that AC is WRONG as usual!! Often wrong,,,,never in doubt - family motto I can't wait until the 2008 Presidential campaign to start,,,,,,Al and I will be like two hungry pit bulls, lol. This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 07-31-2005 at 07:02 PM
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 07-31-2005 07:01 PM What is a "bit bull"??
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-31-2005 07:03 PM quote: Originally posted by Fat Pat: What is a "bit bull"?? Bill and Monica under the desk in the Oral office, lol.
butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000	posted 07-31-2005 07:09 PM fat pat--fess up. Was your stock doing well during the whole time dick nose was in office, or was it starting to tank before he left? It takes a long time for an economy to recover and it's doing nicely now whether it's Bush's doing or not. I think it's cyclical myself. It will probably never be as easy to make market $ again as it was in late 99 or early 00..
lavka Prowler Junkie Posts: 884 From: Marble Falls, Texas Registered: JUN 2001	posted 08-01-2005 07:53 PM quote: If Hillary runs...I will vote for her...at least my vote will cancel out Shawn Hennity's!! And my vote against Hillary will cancel out yours. Oh yeah, no political discussions for crying out loud This message has been edited by lavka on 08-01-2005 at 07:54 PM
Chromer Prowler Junkie Posts: 2723 From: Denver, Colorado, USA Registered: DEC 2000	posted 08-01-2005 08:29 PM American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.
Ed W. Prowler Junkie Posts: 2622 From: Port Huron, MI USA Registered: JAN 2003	posted 08-02-2005 10:50 AM I love you guys. A classic example of why birth control should be retro-active !

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