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Jim C Prowler Junkie Posts: 537 |
posted 07-28-2005 02:26 PM
Actual Answering Machine Messages. > > >My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, >but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll >get back to you as soon as we're finished. > >Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am >capable of receiving messages. My owners do >not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their >carpets are clean. They give to charity at the >office and don't need their picture taken. If you're >still with me, leave your name and home phone >number and they will get back to you. > >This is not an answering machine... >This is a telepathic thought-recording device. >After the tone, think about your name, your number, >and your reason for calling.... and I'll think about >returning your call. > >Hi. John's answering machine is broken. >This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, >and I'll stick your message to myself with >one of these magnets. > >Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, >I already sent the money. If you are my parents, >please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't >lend me enough money. If you are my friends, >you owe me money. If you are a female, don't >worry, I have LOTS of money. > >A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those is the reason >why we're not here. So, leave a message. > >Hello. If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. >If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner. > >Hi.... Now YOU say something. > >Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone >I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call >back, it's you. > >If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home >cleaning our weapons right now and can't come >to the phone. Otherwise, take a chance & leave >a message. > >Leave a beep after the message...you know... >put your lips together and ..... > >Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't >pick up the phone right now, because we're doing >something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing >it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... >real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're >done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back |
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MDProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5250 |
posted 07-28-2005 02:50 PM
Mine says: Hi,You have reached the Knepper residence. If you are selling something please leave your home telephone number and we will be sure to call you at dinner time. Thank You |
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 |
posted 07-28-2005 03:35 PM
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 07-28-2005 04:57 PM
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halicat unregistered Posts: 7907 |
posted 07-28-2005 04:58 PM
i'm going to buy an answering machine just so i can use some of these........
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lavka Prowler Junkie Posts: 884 |
posted 07-28-2005 08:37 PM
My favorite has always been "Hi this is(your name here). Leave a message and IF I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT, I'll call you back." Too bad I can't use that one at work... |
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 07-28-2005 11:55 PM
Good one Gary! lol! My son's answering machine (when he had one) said.... "You know what to do". |
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