posted 07-21-2005 08:48 AM         

Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his

blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had

great seats right behind their team's bench. After the

game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh,

I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight

pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't

understand why they were killing each other over 25

cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you

mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and

then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming

was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm

like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!