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halicat unregistered Posts: 2895 |
posted 07-15-2005 06:07 PM
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My > three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was > on him constantly. > > > > One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. > It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I > smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old > daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to > go potty in awhile, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". > I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't > have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't > have an accident?" "No," he replied... I just KNEW that he must have > had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked > one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped > up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, > "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on > their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. > > > > An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh > they'd ever had! > > > LAST TESTIMONY: > > This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very > embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think > before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get > any....a true story...? We had a female news anchor who, the day after > it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and > asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not > only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they > were laughing so hard! |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 07-15-2005 06:13 PM
 very funny. |
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Ed W. Prowler Junkie Posts: 2622 |
posted 07-16-2005 06:11 PM
Good Michigan memories, "AYE" Jim? |
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halicat unregistered Posts: 2622 |
posted 07-16-2005 06:46 PM
your right Ed... but its pronounced ehh ? |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 07-16-2005 08:56 PM
quote: Just like "La Blu". |
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