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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 07-15-2005 09:04 AM If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as sleek as a little MG; now they look more like an old Buick. My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My seats are sagging Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Krispy Cremes opened a shop in my neighborhood.! Air bag's ? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are under my eyes. Not counting the saddlebags, of course. I have soooooo many miles on my odometer. Sure, I've been many places and seen many things, but when's the last time an appraiser factored life experiences against depreciation? My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it - almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 From: Greensboro, NC Registered: JUL 2002	posted 07-15-2005 09:11 AM I can relate Bob!
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 07-15-2005 03:55 PM mine, a compact model, high miles, in need of repair...
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 07-15-2005 04:27 PM If my body were a car, this is what I would want it to look like when I am finished with it!! Damn, I had a great time!!!!! This message has been edited by Bcoffman Gray Ghost on 07-15-2005 at 04:27 PM
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 07-16-2005 06:21 AM It ALREADY looks like that Bill!!
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 07-16-2005 08:24 AM quote: Originally posted by Fat Pat: It ALREADY looks like that Bill!! Tell me about it Pat! I have to look at it in the mirror every morning when I shave.

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