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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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posted 07-14-2005 04:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank
robbery on March 2, 2005

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected
to find one or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were surprised to
see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.

Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:


IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...


pumpkin
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posted 07-14-2005 04:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Fat Pat
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posted 07-14-2005 07:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
Now that is sick....sick sick sick!!


Lone Ranger
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posted 07-14-2005 07:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     
quote:
Originally posted by Fat Pat:
Now that is sick....sick sick sick!!

Pat, you have no sense of humor. lol



JKrehel
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posted 07-14-2005 09:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JKrehel     


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