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Bob Miller
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Posts: 4576
From: Alexandria, Virginian USA
Registered: OCT 2003

posted 07-14-2005 02:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     

ATTENTION ALL MEN:

Do women call you Fatty?

Do women call you Baldy?

Do women call you Ugly?

Do women call you Shortie?

Do women call you Stupid?

Do women call you Loser?

Are you over 30, 40, 50, 60, or even 70?

Worst of all, have the women completely lost interest in you?

Do not despair.

Now there is a new "Male Beauty Product" on the market that will change all of that!



pumpkin
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Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 07-14-2005 02:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Nice, it will do the trick.


Lone Ranger
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From: Sedalia Mo USA
Registered: MAY 2003

posted 07-14-2005 07:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

That car is just beautiful. Tomorrows collectablefor sure.


Dale Beaman
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From: Lexington, KY, USA
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posted 07-15-2005 09:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dale Beaman     
Driving one of those would change you from an OLD MAN to an ELDERLY GENTLEMAN!


Fat Pat
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From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA
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posted 07-16-2005 06:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
I just can't figure out how to get it to the party cove so all the young hard bodies would know I have it!!


pumpkin
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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 07-16-2005 07:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
It would also mean you have lots of money and that is a plus.

But then after this purchase you might not have any money left to buy gas

tangled up in BLUE
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From: New Castle, Ind
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posted 07-16-2005 08:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tangled up in BLUE     
I found driving a Twinkie colored Prowler past a Jenny Craig diet ranch worked for me





Ed W.
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Posts: 2622
From: Port Huron, MI USA
Registered: JAN 2003

posted 07-16-2005 09:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ed W.     

.........and to think I just scrapped out three of them last week. Who would have known?


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