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halicat unregistered Posts: 288 |
posted 07-11-2005 06:49 PM
Famous Sex Quotes... > > "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, > particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." > > Lynn Lavner > > > "Sex at age 70 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille > Paglia > > > "Sex is one of the nine reasons for re-incarnation. The other eight are > unimportant." George Burns > > > "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole > relationship." Sharon Stone > > > "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. > Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods > > > > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." > Jack Nicholson > > > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but > he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush > (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of > humor) > > > > "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's > genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams > > > "Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place." Billy Crystal > ! ; > > > > "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable > undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other > women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are > just grateful." Robert De Niro > > > > "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are > having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe > swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman > > > "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I > know what I'm ! doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld > > > > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only > enough blood to run one at a time." > Robin Williams > > > " It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up > whom." > Joan Rivers > > > " Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences > money can buy." Steve Martin > > > " Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar > Wilde > > " It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." > > George Burns > > Peace,Love & Happiness > |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 07-11-2005 06:59 PM
 Good ones. |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 07-11-2005 07:08 PM
...."bigamy is having one wife too many, monogamy is the same"... ...............that Oscar Wilde was a briliant guy |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 07-11-2005 07:14 PM
Those were great Jim.
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 07-11-2005 11:31 PM
I thought Oscar Wilde was in the same league as Michael Jackson, little boys. |
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Dead End Don Prowler Junkie Posts: 631 |
posted 07-12-2005 11:45 AM
Halicat, for a NASCAR guy, you even have a sense of humour.... Those are great!!! |
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