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halicat
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posted 07-05-2005 05:57 PM           
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE
> >
> > A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
> > confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
> > cleaner."
> >
> > Good morning, "said the young man."If I could take a couple of minutes of
> > your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
> > vacuum cleaners."
> >
> > "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! I am flat broke" and she
> > proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
> > foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!" he said.
> > "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he
> > emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum
> > cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet,
> > Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
> >
> > The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good
> > appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning


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