posted 07-05-2005 12:04 PM         

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Originally posted by tangled up in BLUE:
ya gotta remember, she is a natural beauty

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Nikon Mfr # 1960 • Zoom Super Wide Angle AF-S Zoom Nikkor 17-35mm f/2.8D ED-IF Autofocus Lens
Price : $ 1,484.95
Plus Shipping Cost... $ 1,692.35

Or if you are really smart & don't up close & personal... You take the photos from 700 yards away... you would need a Super Telephoto lens... Alot more money, but youo won't get crushed by any sudden movement...

Sigma Mfr # 595306 • Zoom Super Telephoto 300-800mm f/5.6 EX DG APO IF HSM Autofocus Lens for Nikon AF-D
Price : $ 6,199.00
Plus Shipping Cost... $ 6,458.82

Obviously Larry is shooting these with a digital camera... There isn't a photo-house willing to develop anything like these photos... Not even here in NY... So that will save him some money...

245 Stools- At $14.50 a piece... You must go through those like crazy... She either breaks them or you just somehow keep somehow losing them... Now you see it... Now you don't...

I am not going to even price out the two-piece bathing suit... How much does a Circus tent go for these days...
I am still waiting for a call back from Anchor Industries... They build Big Tops Circus tents & "Custom Ride Tops"
Their slogan is... "We can Top Any Ride" http://www.anchorinc.com/ridetops.html
Than comes the therapy sessions...

I know Cookie gets Larry really excited & he is not scared to take any risks in capturing his passion... So I think he would shoot her alot closer so he would not use the telephoto lens...

Nikon: $ 1,692.35
245 Stools: $ 3,552.50 THUMP!!!
246 Stools: $ 3,567.00
Circus Tent: $ ???,???.00
Total: $ 5,259.35 + the Tent...

Larry's Happiness & Hours of Fun... PRICELESS

posted 07-05-2005 09:21 PM         

...Cookie is anxious to meet you, just before she hopped a freight truck(riding in the trailer) headed East she muttered something about "breaking every bone in his body" and "shipping his a$$ to the Dells in a Twinkie box".....

....just a small suggestion, might want to keep your eyes open the next few days.... maybe a couple of cases of Twinkies at the curb in front of your house, it might keep her occupied those precious few minutes buying you time for a hasty exit...

posted 07-06-2005 04:34 PM         

So... Do you guys like roll-playing & dressing up into different characters when you are together? Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge, Know-What-I-Mean-Know-What-I-Mean? You could always suit up as "Twinkie the Kid" Since he is a cowboy & he has a rope... Well... The limits are endless...

Your Friend,
WildBill

posted 07-06-2005 05:26 PM         

Your Buddy'ol Pal,

posted 07-06-2005 07:42 PM         

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Originally posted by WildBill:
Thank you for the Warning!!! I will be sure to keep an eye out for her & thanks for the recommendation... I will be sure to purchase a case of them & tie a bell on them... Do you know if she likes the chocolate covered ones or just the original? Since it has been a little warm at times, I will also be sure to freeze a few boxes... Hopefully that will cool her down a little bit...

So... Do you guys like roll-playing & dressing up into different characters when you are together? Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge, Know-What-I-Mean-Know-What-I-Mean? You could always suit up as [B]"Twinkie the Kid" Since he is a cowboy & he has a rope... Well... The limits are endless...

Your Friend,
WildBill [/B]

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Wild Bill...
...Lucky for you this time, you really dodged a bullet, a BIG BULLET ....Cookie called me from a truck stop near home, she is taking a shower with some of her new trucker friends and said she would be home by noon Friday....she said her new trucker friends are really nice guys, just lonesome for their mamas....

...we do have a few costumes, she likes my 'Mr. Ed' costume really well, but her favorite is when I dress up as the 'Pillsbury Dough Boy'...I guess I am still a sucker for Cookie in her cheerleader outfit...something about the tight sweater, short skirt and pom poms......JUST DRIVES ME WILD !!!....

posted 07-15-2005 10:27 PM         

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Originally posted by tangled up in BLUE:
Wild Bill...
...Lucky for you this time, you really dodged a bullet, a BIG BULLET ....Cookie called me from a truck stop near home, she is taking a shower with some of her new trucker friends and said she would be home by noon Friday....she said her new trucker friends are really nice guys, just lonesome for their mamas....

...we do have a few costumes, she likes my 'Mr. Ed' costume really well, but her favorite is when I dress up as the 'Pillsbury Dough Boy'...I guess I am still a sucker for Cookie in her cheerleader outfit...something about the tight sweater, short skirt and pom poms......JUST DRIVES ME WILD !!!....

ps....just plain ordinary Twinkies are her favorite...just make sure you don't run out when she is in a violent mood...

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Cheerleader outfit... Did not think that would be possible... I hope she made it home today... I did not see her name on the list for the Dells... Are you not bringing her, or is she attending the National Pillsbury Dough Boy Convention in Vegas? I hope she didn't get tangled up with a couple bad Truckers... If one of those truckers are named Bubba, you are in trouble... Bubba is one of AC's "Special Friends"...
I almost witnessed one of Cookie's violent outbursts you spoke of... Way too close. Luckily a yellow Prowler drove by & she either thought it was you behind the wheel, or thought it was the World's Largest Twinkie...
I do have a question... Were you referring to a "Mr. Ed" (The Famous Horse) costume or a Mr. Ed Monahan (The Famous Stock Prowler Man) costume?

posted 07-16-2005 12:21 AM         

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Originally posted by WildBill:

I do have a question... Were you referring to a "Mr. Ed" (The Famous Horse) costume or a Mr. Ed Monahan (The Famous Stock Prowler Man) costume?

See you at the Dells!
WildBill [/B]

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...Mr. Ed the horse, of course.....If I had an Ed Monahan costume it would surely scare her away...