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halicat
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From: Sedalia Mo USA
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posted 07-01-2005 09:03 AM           
how to make a woman happy.... (apparently it can be done in one mans lifetime...)

>>> >>It's not difficult to make a woman happy...
>>> >> A man only needs to be:
>>> >>1. a friend
>>> >>2. a companion
>>> >>3. a lover
>>> >>4. a brother
>>> >>5. a father
>>> >>6. a master
>>> >>7. a chef
>>> >>8. an electrician
>>> >>9. a carpenter
>>> >>10. a plumber
>>> >>11. a mechanic
>>> >>12. a decorator
>>> >>13. a stylist
>>> >>14. a sexologist
>>> >>15. a gynecologist
>>> >>16. a psychologist
>>> >>17. a pest exterminator
>>> >>18. a psychiatrist
>>> >>19. a healer
>>> >>20. a good listener
>>> >>21. an organizer
>>> >>22. a good father
>>> >>23. very clean
>>> >>24. sympathetic
>>> >>25. athletic
>>> >>26. warm
>>> >>27. attentive
>>> >>28. gallant
>>> >>29. intelligent
>>> >>30. funny
>>> >>31. creative
>>> >>32. tender
>>> >>33. strong
>>> >>34. understanding
>>> >>35. tolerant
>>> >>36. prudent
>>> >>37. ambitious
>>> >>38. capable
>>> >>39. courageous
>>> >>40. determined
>>> >>41. true
>>> >>42. dependable
>>> >>43. passionate
>>> >>44. compassionate
>>> >>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
>>> >>45. give her compliments regularly
>>> >>46. love shopping
>>> >>47. be honest
>>> >>48. be very rich
>>> >>49. not stress her out
>>> >>50. not look at other girls
>>> >>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
>>> >>51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
>>> >>for yourself
>>> >>52. give her lots of time, especially time for
>>> >>herself
>>> >>53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
>>> >>where she goes
>>> >>54. give the authority but never expect her to be
>>> >>responsible
>>> >>55. give her the last word no matter what the cost
>>> >>to your life and limb
>>> >>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
>>> >>54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and
>>> >>arrangements she makes.


>>> >>HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>>> >>1. Show up naked
>>> >>2. Fix him something to eat.


Bob Goetz
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posted 07-01-2005 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Goetz     
I knew it would be a long list when I saw the topic.

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KlasKat
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posted 07-01-2005 09:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for KlasKat     
Exactly!!


prowlrman
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posted 07-01-2005 10:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for prowlrman     
HEY...personally I think I resemble that 54 point list...must be why I am happily married ... and yes...she fulfills my list too


halicat
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From: Phoenix, AZ USA
Registered: FEB 2003

posted 07-01-2005 11:04 AM           
quote:
Originally posted by prowlrman:
HEY...personally I think I resemble that 54 point list...must be why I am happily married ... and yes...she fulfills my list too


I prefer to be in the "work in progress" catagory....this allows me to be bad from time to time without being a major dissapointment...
i want her to think there is still a little blood left in this stone to squeeze out....if ya get my drift


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