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Topic: how to make a woman happy....
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halicat unregistered Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 07-01-2005 09:03 AM
how to make a woman happy.... (apparently it can be done in one mans lifetime...)>>> >>It's not difficult to make a woman happy... >>> >> A man only needs to be: >>> >>1. a friend >>> >>2. a companion >>> >>3. a lover >>> >>4. a brother >>> >>5. a father >>> >>6. a master >>> >>7. a chef >>> >>8. an electrician >>> >>9. a carpenter >>> >>10. a plumber >>> >>11. a mechanic >>> >>12. a decorator >>> >>13. a stylist >>> >>14. a sexologist >>> >>15. a gynecologist >>> >>16. a psychologist >>> >>17. a pest exterminator >>> >>18. a psychiatrist >>> >>19. a healer >>> >>20. a good listener >>> >>21. an organizer >>> >>22. a good father >>> >>23. very clean >>> >>24. sympathetic >>> >>25. athletic >>> >>26. warm >>> >>27. attentive >>> >>28. gallant >>> >>29. intelligent >>> >>30. funny >>> >>31. creative >>> >>32. tender >>> >>33. strong >>> >>34. understanding >>> >>35. tolerant >>> >>36. prudent >>> >>37. ambitious >>> >>38. capable >>> >>39. courageous >>> >>40. determined >>> >>41. true >>> >>42. dependable >>> >>43. passionate >>> >>44. compassionate >>> >>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: >>> >>45. give her compliments regularly >>> >>46. love shopping >>> >>47. be honest >>> >>48. be very rich >>> >>49. not stress her out >>> >>50. not look at other girls >>> >>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: >>> >>51. give her lots of attention, but expect little >>> >>for yourself >>> >>52. give her lots of time, especially time for >>> >>herself >>> >>53. give her lots of space, never worrying about >>> >>where she goes >>> >>54. give the authority but never expect her to be >>> >>responsible >>> >>55. give her the last word no matter what the cost >>> >>to your life and limb >>> >>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: >>> >>54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and >>> >>arrangements she makes. >>> >>HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY >>> >>1. Show up naked >>> >>2. Fix him something to eat.
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Bob Goetz Prowler Junkie Posts: 2895 From: Belle Plaine MN USA Registered: MAY 2001
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posted 07-01-2005 09:19 AM
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KlasKat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1835 From: Centennial Co. USA Registered: MAR 2003
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posted 07-01-2005 09:38 AM
Exactly!!
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prowlrman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1724 From: Phoenix, AZ USA Registered: FEB 2003
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posted 07-01-2005 10:48 AM
HEY...personally I think I resemble that 54 point list...must be why I am happily married ... and yes...she fulfills my list too
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halicat unregistered Posts: 1724 From: Phoenix, AZ USA Registered: FEB 2003
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posted 07-01-2005 11:04 AM
quote: Originally posted by prowlrman: HEY...personally I think I resemble that 54 point list...must be why I am happily married ... and yes...she fulfills my list too
I prefer to be in the "work in progress" catagory....this allows me to be bad from time to time without being a major dissapointment... i want her to think there is still a little blood left in this stone to squeeze out....if ya get my drift
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