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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
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posted 06-11-2005 01:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."



pumpkin
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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
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posted 06-11-2005 01:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
.There went my hot coffee.


Lone Ranger
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From: Sedalia Mo USA
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posted 06-11-2005 02:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

Funny...in a sick sort of way. lol


pumpkin
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posted 06-11-2005 02:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Brings back memories


Fat Pat
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posted 06-11-2005 02:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
What is it down there in Marshall?? Must be something in the water!!


Lone Ranger
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posted 06-11-2005 02:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     
quote:
Originally posted by pumpkin:
Brings back memories

Really? lol



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