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Topic: Bad Redneck Joke
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 06-11-2005 01:28 PM
Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem. "That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed. "Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..." "Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 06-11-2005 01:48 PM
.There went my hot coffee.
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 06-11-2005 02:07 PM
Funny...in a sick sort of way. lol
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 06-11-2005 02:11 PM
Brings back memories
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 06-11-2005 02:13 PM
What is it down there in Marshall?? Must be something in the water!!
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 06-11-2005 02:18 PM
quote: Originally posted by pumpkin: Brings back memories
Really? lol
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