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Jim C Prowler Junkie Posts: 537 |
posted 06-09-2005 02:33 PM
WHY AM I MARRIED? > >>> > > >>> > You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be > >>> > miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. > >>> > > >>> > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you > >>> > wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I > >>> > married the wrong man." > >>> > > >>> > A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next > >>> > day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same > >>> > thing: "You can have mine." > >>> > > >>> > When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge > >>> > than to let her keep him. > >>> > > >>> > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. > >>> > > >>> > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to > >>> > get married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." > >>> > > >>> > A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of > >>> > Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad > >>> > replied, "That happens in every country, son." > >>> > > >>> > Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real > >>> > happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late." > >>> > > >>> > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If > >>> > you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every > >>> > word you say -- talk in your sleep. > >>> > > >>> > Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life > >>> > thinking they had no faults at all. > >>> > > >>> > First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, > >>> > "You're lucky. Mine's still alive." > >>> > > >>> > A Woman's Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a > >>> > man to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. > >>> > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to > >>> > death. > >>> > > >>> > AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! > >>> > > >>> > Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. > >>> > A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus > >>> > arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine > >>> > kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind > >>> > man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by > >>> > the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the > >>> > sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber > >>> > at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me > >>> > crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at > >>> > the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the > >>> > hell up." |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 06-09-2005 04:01 PM
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 06-09-2005 04:52 PM
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