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posted 04-29-2005 05:34 PM         

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SUNDAY MORNING GOLF
It was a sunny morning, a little before
8.00am, on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my
upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker. "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!!" I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!" I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and
shouted back...
"WOULD THE IDIOT WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY
KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT

This message has been edited by pumpkin on 04-29-2005 at 05:36 PM

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posted 04-30-2005 09:53 AM         

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Sounds like they were referring to Monahan!!! Not to worry as he got off that second shot,,,,sliced, hit a tree and the ball ended up back on the men's tee,,,,,,,ready for his third shot - FOUR!

This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 04-30-2005 at 09:54 AM

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