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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 04-29-2005 04:39 PM Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 04-29-2005 05:41 PM Makes you wonder.
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 04-29-2005 06:47 PM Ghost as you were kind enough to share these brain ticklers with us it is only fitting that I put some effort into some kind of resolution. Can you cry under water? YES if you are watching your yacht sinking to the bottom while remembering you forgot to mail the insurance check. Do you get stuck wearing the same clothes you are buried in? Hmmm don't know but will now pack accordingly. What disease did cured ham actually have? Life? How come we choose from just two people for Pres. and 50 for Miss America? This is directly related to the swim suit competition. Why is bra singular and panties plural? When they are flying through the air, who cares. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say I think I'll squeeze those dangly things...? The first guy with a dry bowl of Corn Flakes? If the Prof on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat? Mary Ann! Yes I did sing both songs. DOLT Thanks Ghost these were good! This message has been edited by SirReal on 04-29-2005 at 06:51 PM
lavka Prowler Junkie Posts: 884 From: Marble Falls, Texas Registered: JUN 2001	posted 04-30-2005 10:40 AM Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery?" If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? How can weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another day? If a lawyer can be disbarred and a clergyman defrocked, can electricians be delighted, musicians be denoted, cowboys be deranged, models be deposed and tree surgeons be disembarked? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but publishers are not afraid to have a chapter 11? Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Ed W. Prowler Junkie Posts: 2622 From: Port Huron, MI USA Registered: JAN 2003	posted 04-30-2005 01:24 PM Me thinks we have found someone with more time on their hands than thy self................
halicat unregistered Posts: 2622 From: Port Huron, MI USA Registered: JAN 2003	posted 04-30-2005 02:02 PM quote: Originally posted by Bcoffman Gray Ghost: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" this one made me spit my milk out !!!!!
Orange unregistered Posts: 2622 From: Port Huron, MI USA Registered: JAN 2003	posted 05-01-2005 12:27 PM quote: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? I'll try this out and let you know....

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