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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 04-29-2005 06:29 AM
THE PROBLEM WITH HIGH URINALS A group of second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the local racetrack, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade." "No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh. |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 04-29-2005 08:08 AM
coffeeman - good one  |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 04-29-2005 09:01 AM
Spilled my coffee.  |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 04-29-2005 09:05 AM
Norm - if you would have went in there with the boys,,,,,,,,you would have needed a step-ladder, lol. [disclaimer - from what Pat tells us]
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 04-29-2005 09:11 AM
Your right, the water is cold.  .Pat who!!!! |
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SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 |
posted 04-29-2005 09:55 PM
...and DEEP |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 04-29-2005 10:13 PM
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