Posts: 33595
From: Cincinnati, OH
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 04-19-2005 11:02 PM         

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> > The best drinking story ever!
> >
> > From the state where drinking and driving is
> considered a sport comes a
> > true story from Milwaukee, Wisc.
> >
> > A routine police patrol parked outside a local
> neighborhood bar. Late in
> > the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the
> bar so intoxicated he
> > could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
> parking lot for a few
> > minutes
> > with the officer quietly observing.
> >
> > After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys
> on five different
> > vehicles, he managed to find his own car, which he
> fell into. He was
> > there for a few minutes while a number of other
> patrons left the bar and
> > drove off.
> >
> > Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on
> and off (it was a dry
> > night), flicked the hazard flasher, tooted the
> horn and then switched on
> > the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
> inches, reversed a little
> > and remained stationary for a few more minutes as
> more patrons left in
> > their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the
> parking lot and started
> > driving slowly down the street. The police
> officer, having patiently
> > waited all this time, now started up his patrol
> car, put on the flashing
> > lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried
> out a Breathalyzer
> > test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated
> no evidence of the man
> > having consumed alcohol at all.
> > Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask
> you to accompany me to
> > the police station, apparently this equipment is
> broken.
> >
> > "I doubt it," said the man,"Tonight I'm the
> designated decoy."
> >
> > Leave it to the cheese heads!!!

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Posts: 2895
From: Belle Plaine MN USA
Registered: MAY 2001

posted 04-20-2005 08:54 AM         

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Heck we do this in Belle Plaine all the time.

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Posts: 13833
From: San Antonio, Texas
Registered: JUN 2001

posted 04-20-2005 09:10 AM         

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Originally posted by Bob Goetz:
Heck we do this in Belle Plaine all the time.

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It's true - last summer at Bar-B-Que days festival we sent Geno out a bicycle as a distraction. Nobody gave a thought as to the condition of anyone else. We just never thought about looking for Geno at the donut shop.

Posts: 33595
From: Cincinnati, OH
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 04-21-2005 12:59 AM         

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quote:

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
They never could have fooled you Ed, lol.

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I would have repoed his car and he would have been walking.

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