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whealy Prowler Junkie Posts: 1360 From: Carmel, IN USA Registered: APR 2002	posted 04-08-2005 10:27 AM Yesterday was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any Happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked.
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 04-08-2005 10:36 AM
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 04-08-2005 11:44 AM ouch
meandmykitty unregistered Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 04-08-2005 11:57 PM I HAVE TO SAY THAT PROBABLY WOULD BE ME, I HOPE MY WIFE DOESN'T READ THIS.
RED5 Prowler Junkie Posts: 2167 From: USA Registered: JUN 2004	posted 04-09-2005 07:22 AM Please tell me you weren't really NAKED!!
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-09-2005 01:34 PM REDS, I think it was a joke.
RED5 Prowler Junkie Posts: 2167 From: USA Registered: JUN 2004	posted 04-09-2005 03:56 PM Oh....I thought he was being serious. Ed-Its RED5 (RED Five) not REDS. And no, I'm not interested in buying any bridges before anyone asks! ------------------ The First Production Black Tie Edition Built Brushed Aluminum Shimmers on rear bumpers Front and Rear Mudflaps, Borla/Mopar Exhaust Chrome Transmission Cooler Cover Painted door panel inserts Chrome headrest covers Clear reverse lights, $15 chrome grill Chrome door sills and carpet protectors Painted door handle and window bezels and cup holder Chrome Shifter Rear mini belly pan K&N Filter TGF Hardtop & Grille and Real Rod speaker box cover are on the way!!
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-09-2005 08:17 PM You have been around awhile and I never noticed it was Red 5. Sorry about that. If you get promoted to Red 6 send me an email so it doesn't take so long for me to get it correct. lol
RED5 Prowler Junkie Posts: 2167 From: USA Registered: JUN 2004	posted 04-09-2005 08:25 PM Ed not a problem buddy. I noticed you did the REDS thing a few times but I didn't say anything because it looks like you catch enough flack from AC and the rest of the crew as it is. Another member just posted in a thread that Mike (thedqman) started, and he thought his name was edgeman. I like the way Mike responded to that. Jesse

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