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Bob Miller
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posted 04-05-2005 02:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic poison. He says, "What do you want with arsenic?"

She replies, "I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me with another woman."

The pharmacist says, "I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady. Not even if his is cheating on you with another woman."

So she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist says, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."


pumpkin
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posted 04-05-2005 03:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Lone Ranger
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posted 04-05-2005 07:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

Short but sweet!


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