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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 |
posted 04-05-2005 07:35 AM
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she leaned forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna $hit when you hear the price." |
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halicat unregistered Posts: 4173 |
posted 04-05-2005 07:41 AM
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 04-05-2005 08:52 AM
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 04-05-2005 08:56 AM
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Orange unregistered Posts: 2120 |
posted 04-05-2005 11:15 AM
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Jim C Prowler Junkie Posts: 537 |
posted 04-05-2005 12:21 PM
I believe, Lexus Dealerships are the only Dealerships that give you a few minutes before they walk up and ask if they can help you, then ask for your name, then say one moment please go back to the office and do a profile and credit check and if your lucky they will come back and help you. I absolutely HATE Dealerships... |
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SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 |
posted 04-05-2005 06:44 PM
That made me laugh out loud!!! |
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YellowFever unregistered Posts: 3332 |
posted 04-05-2005 06:48 PM
quote: Can't do a credit check with just a name (i.e think common names like Bob Jones or Bill Smith where there might be millions) and they also need your permission as each inquiry effects your Beacon (?) credit score. |
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Ed W. Prowler Junkie Posts: 2622 |
posted 04-05-2005 06:49 PM
I thought this thread was about the SSR............ |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 04-05-2005 10:38 PM
That is the funniest thing I have ever read on the POA. Not the joke, I heard that a couple of years ago. The fact that someone thinks you have to give someone permission to do a credit check is hilarious. |
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